4/1: Dream-doomed to Die in the Subconscious 

 

On the morning of the best month

My foolish subconscious nightmare

A man who looked like Tobey Maguire in Brothers, but with a raging meth addiction

Threatened to shoot me and proceeded to rummage through trash for a pistol

Hyperventilating, I ran into the abyss while he maniacally laughed until I awoke 

To a much more splendid day

 

I think my subconscious is alerting me

Telling me something

A sweet affirmation

A climax is approaching 

I must don my armor, shield, and mace

And proceed to war

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4/9: Gender Politics

 

She breasted boobily out of bed.

His gigantic cock hobbled him down the stairs.

The couple poured their steaming hot & wet liquids

All over their pulsating, virile gonads 

Finally, the divorce papers were signed

They agreed to donate the smut collection

To the nearest porn shop